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Atomic Love Kitten vs. the world

Oh hello, I'm Tara. I work and that's about it. I love people (unless you're mean). Ask me anything or start up a conversation with me. It'll make my heart happy.



things: Love, flowers, doctor who, sherlock, les mis, musicals, sweets, cake, fancy cakes, harry potter, music, food, avengers, digimon, pokemon, anime

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.


couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*


ugly:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

ugly:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING


trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does


joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside


Apr 18th at 7PM / via: sixpenceee / op: sixpenceee / 694 notes
sixpenceee:

As a paranormal/horror blogger, I’ve heard of some intense things. But this has got to be the worst.
It’s a Chinese tradition where people with more money will buy recently deceased children from those with less money and raise the spirit of the child (which feeds on blood) and give it toys etc and the baby ghost is supposed to bring them money, sex, and success.
This practice is apparently called Yang Xiao Gui
And this is how it’s done (don’t try this at home obviously).
 WARNING: THE RITUALS AND RULES ARE PRETTY SICKENING
To obtain a small ghost, you need to find a corpse of a child under 10 that has died within last 48 hrs. Most poor parents of the corpse are willing to sell it for a price, if they really need money.
Next, you need to obtain the “八字” of the child  the birthdate of the child in lunar year, and the time of birth exactly.
At night, go to the grave of the child, and burn incense to him/her. Then you must bring the corpse to a place where you can light a candle below its chin for 48 hrs until there is human oil.
Then you must obtain a piece of skeleton from the child, and give it a chinese name (2 words, last and first name). Get a small coffin where you can put those things in, and say some spells.
The “xiao gui” must face Northeast at all time, and there must be absolutely no statue of any god present. Also, the small coffin must be placed on ground or below table, never on top of it.
You will have to feed human blood to it each day, and as you feed it, your “chi” (life force) will start to get weaker, and soon you will be able to interact with the “xiao gui”. You must also buy some toys and put it in the room for the “xiao gui” to play.
Isn’t that …. really sickening and weird?
Also here’s an online message board where these people were discussing it.

sixpenceee:

As a paranormal/horror blogger, I’ve heard of some intense things. But this has got to be the worst.

It’s a Chinese tradition where people with more money will buy recently deceased children from those with less money and raise the spirit of the child (which feeds on blood) and give it toys etc and the baby ghost is supposed to bring them money, sex, and success.

This practice is apparently called Yang Xiao Gui

And this is how it’s done (don’t try this at home obviously).

WARNING: THE RITUALS AND RULES ARE PRETTY SICKENING

To obtain a small ghost, you need to find a corpse of a child under 10 that has died within last 48 hrs. Most poor parents of the corpse are willing to sell it for a price, if they really need money.

Next, you need to obtain the “八字” of the child  the birthdate of the child in lunar year, and the time of birth exactly.

At night, go to the grave of the child, and burn incense to him/her. Then you must bring the corpse to a place where you can light a candle below its chin for 48 hrs until there is human oil.

Then you must obtain a piece of skeleton from the child, and give it a chinese name (2 words, last and first name). Get a small coffin where you can put those things in, and say some spells.

The “xiao gui” must face Northeast at all time, and there must be absolutely no statue of any god present. Also, the small coffin must be placed on ground or below table, never on top of it.

You will have to feed human blood to it each day, and as you feed it, your “chi” (life force) will start to get weaker, and soon you will be able to interact with the “xiao gui”. You must also buy some toys and put it in the room for the “xiao gui” to play.

Isn’t that …. really sickening and weird?

Also here’s an online message board where these people were discussing it.


Apr 18th at 7PM / via: sixpenceee / op: sixpenceee / 453 notes

sixpenceee:

The toyol is said to be a mythical child spirit in south-east Asia. 

It’s when a shaman or a witch doctor uses a dead fetus to invoke a small child spirit.

Read the freaky methods they use on the dead fetus/child to envoke the spirit

A Toyol is like a child, so it needs to be treated as such. In order to foster a closer relationship with this creature, below offering should be presented:

  1. A cup of milk every morning.
  2. Some toys, clothing, sweets and biscuits.
  3. A black candle and incense accompanied with mantras.
  4. Some will smear a few drops the owner’s own blood to the Toyol statue.

A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewelry keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible.

One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles. They are mainly used to get rich. 

Read more on the Toyol


Apr 18th at 7PM / via: timetravelmaybe / op: givemeinternet / 121,023 notes
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you


Apr 18th at 7PM / via: zumbadorcito / op: hellominako / 6,390 notes
hellominako:

My partner surprised me with this Sailor Moon cake for my birthday! I almost don’t want to eat it. Almost!

hellominako:

My partner surprised me with this Sailor Moon cake for my birthday! I almost don’t want to eat it. Almost!


Apr 18th at 7PM / via: zumbadorcito / op: peekachiu / 27,280 notes