So at first I was like “bruceXtony!” now no matter what, I’m totally “thorXloki” I can’t help it. I also feel the need to pair Clint Barton with…. ANYTHING WITH A FUCKING PULSE. He just seems like that kind of guy to me. Not the douchey type that don’t call you back, but the kind who are like “sex? why not. We’re still going out for coffee tomorrow, right?” Oh Clint. Gah. yeah. ships. shippety ship ship ships!